Signs you’re losing your mind: Going to the washroom and leaving your coffee cup (empty, thankfully!) on the bookshelf next to it. Do your business and go back to work.
After awhile…can’t find said coffee mug at home. Comb through cupboards SEARCHING, can’t figure out what happened to it. Blame husband.
Go on holidays for a week…work another week straight…
One random day on the way to the bathroom at work, happen to look at bookshelf. Find coffee cup.
The scary realization: it’s only going to get worse!